A HUSBAND

The husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN BE the MAN
of YOUR HOUSE'.

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need
to know That I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will
serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to
draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry
and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's
done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied... "The f***ing funeral director would be my
guess............"