Irish Cemetery
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and
Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub
late one night and found themselves on the
road which led past the old graveyard..
"Come have a look over
here," says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's
grave,
God bless his soul. He lived to the
ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing,"
says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Toole, it
says here that he was 95 when he died."!
Just then, Seamus yells out,
"Good God, here's a fella that got to be
145!"
"What was his name?" asks
Paddy.
Seamus stumbles around a bit,
awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker and
exclaims,
"Miles, from