Deaf Accountant.

The crime boss and his attorney meet with his accountant.

"Where's the 3 million dollars you embezzled from me?"
demands the gangster.

The accountant is silent.

"Where's my three million?" the crime boss shouts.

The lawyer explains, "Sir, the man is deaf. Allow me to
translate."

So, using sign language, the attorney asks the accountant
about the money, and the message is relayed back that the
accountant knows nothing about it.

Furious, the crime boss pulls out a revolver and puts it
to the deaf accountant's head. Screaming at the lawyer,
"Ask him where my money is!"

"Okay, okay" the accountant signs back. "The money's
hidden behind the old toolshed in my back yard," he signs
back.

"What did he say?" demands the crime boss.

The attorney relpies, "He says you don't have the guts to
pull the trigger."