Office Lingo

- I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANIZATION: I've
used Microsoft Office.

- I'M HONEST, HARD-WORKING AND DEPENDABLE: I pilfer office supplies.

- MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES: I hope you don't ask me
about all the McJobs I've had.

- I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK: I blame others for my mistakes.

- I'M PERSONABLE: I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to
co-workers.

- I'M EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL: I carry a Day-Timer.

- I AM ADAPTABLE: I've changed jobs a lot.

- I AM ON THE GO: I'm never at my desk.

- I'M HIGHLY MOTIVATED TO SUCCEED: The minute I find a better job,
I'm outta there.