The Blonde And The Police


The Baltimore Police Department, famous for its
superior K-9 unit, was somewhat taken aback by a recent incident.

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to
find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned
the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels,
and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog
on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, clapped a
hand to her head and moaned, "I come home from work to
find all my possessions stolen, I call the police for help,
and what do they do? They send a BLIND policeman!"