HE SAID...SHE SAID

10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put

in it.

She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?

He said...It's not my fault, I ran out of money.

8) He said...Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to

you in the worst way.

She said...Well, you succeeded.

7) He said...Two inches more, and I would be king.

She said...Two inches less, and you'd be queen.

6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."

Written just below it: "I do not."

5) He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"

She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I

sit on the sofa and fart. "

4) Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late

husband.'

She said...'Who's gonna look?'

3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave

you?

She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.

She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light

on.

and the number 1 "He said...She said"..

1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?

She said...I would, but you're never there.